Buying Cereal

"May I buy some cereal? I'm pretty hungry this morning." I ask.

"And you are?"

I stand in the lunchroom with a dollar and a blank stare.

"And you are?" she asks again.

A thousand smart @ss answers race through my mind as we stare at each other. I finally give in, "Kevin Brown".

"Oh! YOU"RE the one that keeps sending me messages telling me I'm doing something wrong."

"You're name is misspelled." I say apologetically as I touch her shoulder.

"That's how I spell it."

"You spell Kathie without a T?"

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